Despite the fact the phone has been around for a long time, I am too lazy to look it up, and I’m sure at some point shortly after the creation of the tape deck the answering machine was invented. At this point in our history we have had at least 20 years to train people on how to leave a message. We have failed. Today I will fix that. This is how you should leave a message.
Hello this is at and I am calling (about, in reference to, have an urgent message) please call me back at .
That is how you leave a message. It should never be over 30 seconds long and you should always repeat your phone number twice.